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Distressed white Western-style text below reads "SUMBITCH" in bold capital letters

Vader trading his lightsaber for a 7-iron is the most aggressive mid-life crisis in galactic history

he's very thorough

Seawater evaporates but that grudge about the restaurant argument is permanent

I'm on a Boat - Unisex Tank Top walnut creek Distressed white Western-style text belowDeclaring your exact location on your chest with lowercase punctuation is the energy of a man who peaked emotionally on a rented pontoon in 2009. That period at the end carries more closure than most therapists provide in a decade. The Details: Distressed white lowercase bubble text reads "i'm on a boat." with a period. A rectangular graphic illustration of a cyan and blue water surface with dark outlined ripples and wave patterns sits below the text.